My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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