so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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