For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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