Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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