i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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