question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
