I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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