i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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