I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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