i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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