yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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