I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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