New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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