i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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