just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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