So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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