She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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