Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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