Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
