i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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