I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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