I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my sisters under your porch take her home
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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