Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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