Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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