Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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