You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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