Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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