Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Your penis caused this!
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