Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im calling her cock vulture from now on
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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