summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
