I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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