Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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