Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
jump out the window naked night went bad
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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