? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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