Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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