I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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