hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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