Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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