physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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