there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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