I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
