Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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