If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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