I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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