For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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