I heard we made out
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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