and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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