Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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