there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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