were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Enjoy the penises
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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