Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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