Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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